Sex For Animals

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We humans are about the only species that worries about sex. We worry about sexual deviations. We worry about sex positions. We are literally obsessed with sex. All the other species on earth just deal with sex with about as much concern as they do their next meal. It is just something that has to be done. You keep hearing stories about people living together for years and not knowing intimate sexual secrets about their partner. The husband who finds out that his wife of 20 years has had a string of lesbian lovers the entire time. Now there was a marriage with poor communication. Imagine keeping the fact that you are bisexual away from your husband. Most guys would have found some interesting way to work that into their lives. Sort of a ménage a trois on a permanent basis. We need to be more open with our lovers as to our sexual inclinations and kinks. It is part of what defines us as a person. It is like the color of your eyes or your height. You did not set out to be that way, so why be embarrassed about it. Life would be a lot simpler but a lot more mundane if we all liked the same things. Unemployment would also be rampant, because three quarters of the products on the market would no longer have consumers. Vive la difference!

If you have not revealed all of your sexual wants and needs to your partner, then take a look at the weird behaviors of some animals to realize that your needs are not so weird after all. Here are some weird things that other species do during sexual intercourse. If God is okay with them doing it, then he must certainly be okay with you doing it!


Macaque

Men have a secret penchant to see women naked. That is why strip clubs abound in every culture. One parallel in the animal world is the Japanese Macaque who will give gifts of fruit to females if they will show their naked butts to them! These guys are very territorial about the female that they just paid for and will attack other macaques who try to take advantage of the sight. This is weird, crazy monkey sex on a new level!

Honey Bees

There is no telling what might turn a guy on. Tattooing, piercing, torture devices trying to get a longer dick. Self abuse, being bitten, pulling, twisting and squeezing are common as well. A lot of guys are embarrassed by this, and go to a professional dominatrix behind their partner’s backs. If you think that is bad, consider the case of the drone honey bee and be thankful that you are a human. Honeybee males, in the act of reproduction, have their male parts explode and fall off. These poor saps only have one shot in their entire lifetime!

Barnacle

Most lesser endowed guys have looked wistfully at the penis pump ads in the back pages of many men's magazines. The concept is that if you inflate the penis regularly, you will end up expanding it and be better endowed. But guys are worried that women will see it in the back of their closet. Well, consider gentlemen, the barnacle. It inflates its junk up to fifty times the size of its entire body! And the females don’t mind at all!

Sea Hare

Some guys think about nothing else but being part of a threesome, foursome, or an even larger orgy. But a lot of guys remain silent, because they do not want their partner to know their secret. In other words, they would like an open, non-monogamous relationship. Not the sea hare though! These sea-dwelling slugs get into huge chains of sex partners, sometimes so big that they actually form a huge circle of mating sea hares! Ahoy!

Giraffes

Free porn sites are exposing men and women to ideas that they have likely never considered before. Golden showers is one of these. This is a tricky one to bring up with your lady, unless you’re taking a shower together and claim it was an accident. Male giraffes LOVE getting pissed on – it’s how they know if the female is ready for some lovin’! They get their face covered in urine and then mount their woman, alight with desire.


Long story short – talk to your partner and be honest about what you’re interested in. Maybe they’ve been interested in the same thing too, and you can both try it out together. Just remember to always be safe and have fun!


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